Yes, we know, getting up in the morning sucks, but for some ungodly reason, it has to be done. To do the job right, you need a good alarm clock that’s annoying enough to pry you out of bed. The problem is that most sit on your nightstand and are too easy to tune out. Not so here with the Yanko Carpet Alarm Clock, a revolutionary concept that will hopefully be taken to market sometime soon.
While those other alarm clocks only require a simple button push to become nothing but a memory and a pink slip from work, the Yanko Carpet Alarm Clock requires your feet on the mat to shut up its badgering. Place it across the room, and you’ve really got problems. But problems are good when it comes to waking up. If it took the easy route, we’d all eventually feel the wrath of being late for work. That’s tough to do when you’re forced to take some steps.