Normally, we don’t condone paying Under Armour prices for a shirt — not because we have anything against the brand per se, but because we just can’t help thinking about all the packages of ramen noodles we could have bought instead. Nevertheless, the Under Armour Superhero Compression T-Shirts are making us rethink the whole trend towards affordable outerwear.
Growing up as a comic book nerd, I always wanted to know what it would be like to run around and kick butt like Batman and Superman. Now with these items, that dream can become a reality in all its pot-bellied glory. In all seriousness, you may want to actually have the physique for something like this before trying to pull it off. (Curses, foiled again.) Available in Supes, Bats, Iron Man, Supes variant, Captain America, and Hulk.