Still afraid of the boogeyman hiding in your closet? It’s ok, nobody has to know. We’ll just introduce you to the Surefire E2D LED Defender Flashlight so that you’re well prepared. We know what you’re thinking: “What is a flashlight going to do for me?” Well, this is no ordinary flashlight.
The Surefire E2D LED Defender is a compact, dual-output flashlight with self-defense enhancements. This tool has two settings:
- A 5-lumen low beam that’s perfect for finding your way around a dark parking lot
- A 200-lumen high beam (ten times the output of a standard two-D-cell flashlight) that’s great for blinding the boogeyman an intruder.
After you’re sure the enemy can no longer see, simply use the Strike Bezel to finish them off with a swift blow to the head. Don’t worry, the Mil-Spec hard-anodized aluminum body is built for face beatings.
Excellent work soldier… now run.