Children are wonderful. But they can be pretty selfish too. They need your time, attention, and money. All. Of. It.
So before you completely question (and detest) being a parent, take a break with your partner at the Grand Portals Nous in Spain. It’s a luxury hotel that gives you five-star treatment, majestic views of Mallorca, and the indispensable me time.
If these features do not entice you enough, then perhaps the following will.
It has the themed rooms, which are designed with pure adults in mind: naughty suite, complete with a dance pole and mirrors (you know what they’re for); stargazer suite, with a Swarovski-starred ceiling and a telescope to watch the impressive night sky; games suite, adorned with a pinball machine, putting green, and a chess board table; heritage suite, with art and collectible antiques as dècors; and the spa suite, which, as you may have guessed, has its own sauna and a variety of massage treatments given to you while you lackadaisically loll in your suite.