Tellin’ time and poppin’ bottles. That’s exactly what Happy Hour Time Pieces does best. This new piece, Bottoms Up, is the successor to their Dark N’ Stormy model. And if the original – that sold out in two weeks – is any indication, these watches won’t last long.

The Bottoms Up features a bottle opener that’s built right into the band buckle. That’s right, now geeks and drunks (or maybe just drunken geeks) have reason to rejoice. A new toy that’s sure to impress your alcoholic buddies. Aside from the awesomeness that is the bottle opener, the Bottoms Up watch is water resistant to 5 ATM, sporting a luminous analog clock with a smooth calf leather band and a stainless steel case.

True, chances are the person wearing this watch is too drunk to tell time anyway, but that’s beside the point. Drink up… in style!

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