Frost River Shell Kit from the good folks in Minnesota promises a dash of rugged style to go along with your already bitchin’ hard side. Great for carrying hand tools, the Shell Kit is heavy duty and fashioned from a stout selection of waxed cotton to keep the elements out and your fix-it supplies in.

Of course, you don’t have to use the Frost River Shell Kit just to carry tools. It’s fun to keep around for virtually anything: hauling CDs, overnight supplies for a sleepover with that special someone, or as a protective cover should you get stuck holding your lady’s purse in public. Just cram that sucker in and use the heavy-duty zippers for maximum concealment. No one will be damn fool enough to make fun of a guy sporting this around while his wife spends six hours in a fitting room on Saturday afternoon. For just $80, you, too, can salvage your manhood.

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