Want to impress your date this Valentine’s Day? Look no further than the Bird’s Eye Aquarium! Now you may be thinking to yourself something along the lines of “No woman will ever be impressed by an Aquarium, bro” but that’s where you’re wrong. Dead wrong. You see, the Bird’s Eye Aquarium doesn’t contain regular old sea life like fish, crabs, or lobsters. No, this aquarium contains Jelly Fish — the coolest type of fish known to man.
The very fact that a Jelly Fish aquarium even exists is somewhat of a technological marvel. You see, if you were to put Jelly Fish into a regular aquarium they’d simply be sucked up by the filtration system and turned into jelly goop. This alone should be more than enough to impress your clearly nautically-inclined love interest. If that weren’t enough to do the trick, the Bird’s Eye Aquarium is more than just an aquarium, it’s actually a table. That’s right, you can put your wine glasses on top of it and lean back in your sofa as you watch these remarkable ocean creatures put on a show for you. Neat!