Not all things in life are meant to be shared with someone else—company secrets, dark pasts, and, our favorite, cookies. Yes, sometimes you have to stop being philanthropic and assess your own needs. The need to eat by yourself, to illustrate.

To help you conceal your secret stash of crackers, this alien warrior cookie jar scare onlookers away by simply being ugly. Who would assume a hideous figurine is actually hiding a pot of gold inside?


To store your unshareable items, simply lift the removable skullcap, pour the items in, and put that cap back like nothing happened.

This 18-inch ceramic cookie jar should tuck enough cookies away that will last you an entire Destiny 2 level or whatever your appetite tells you.

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