Not sure about you, but what’s missing in my living room is a coffee table that scares the hell out of me. Luckily, thanks to ProMech, that problem has been solved by taking one of the screen’s most frightening, acid-spitting creatures and sticking a glass top on its head. The Alien Table looks like it was snatched from the most terrifying parts of Ridley Scott’s classic film, and now it can hold your cup of joe in style.

One recommendation: if you do decide to make this a permanent part of your home or man cave, never sleep in the same room with it, drape a sheet over it when the ladies come over, and sit it facing the television. You don’t want to have to look at it while you’re eating.

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