We’ve seen some rubber band guns around here before — even rubber band machine guns. But nothing that has come before is any match for the 672-Shot Rubber Band Machine Gun that is set for launch today on Kickstarter. Created by Alex Shpetniy and Brian Dinh, this goes beyond mere schoolyard gaming to the brink of urban warfare. We are not exaggerating when we say that you can load 672 rubber bands on this monster and then use its battery-powered tech to ruin the day of your worst enemy.
The gun itself comes in three different looks, including a standard pale wood, a darker burnt wood, and an even darker black. We’re pretty sure that all of these would get you expelled from school if you were dumb enough to show up brandishing it. They’re that realistic. In other words, save all your attacks for siblings and best buds. They handle that sort of thing better than the general public.