Day three of 100-degree temperatures. The calendar may not have released an official statement that this is summer, but it’s summer, all right. And with days like today, we could use a nice cool blast of water. And “blast” is exactly what we’d be getting with the Water Cannon Tripod. This stationary gunner can shoot a steady stream for up to 100 feet. It also attaches to a water hose for unlimited ammo — or at least however much you want until the city shuts you off.

Set this up in the top window of a dorm room, and you’re one trigger squeeze away from your own personal wet T-Shirt contest. (Be careful with that, though, fellas. Courts of law don’t have the sense of understanding that they used to.)