Do you tremble in terror at the first sign of thunder? Have trouble getting up at 5 in the morning for work? Perfect!
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock will ensure that you’re on time every time, featuring a variety of tones, volume adjustable up to 113 decibels, and three flashing bright red LEDs.
Sure that’s probably enough to get even the deepest sleepers out of bed, but with a name like “The Thunderclap Alarm Clock” there better be something more ridiculous than blinding lights and deafening sounds. That’s why they’ve included a vibrating pad that can be placed under your mattress to “provide an insistent, bed-shaking tremor that serves as the last line of defense against oversleeping.”
Oh yes, my wife is going to love this!