After six years behind the wheel of a Kia Rio, presenting me with the Lyonheart K Luxury Sports Car would be not unlike Zooey Deschanel approaching in everyday life and asking if I would make love to her. Sure, you fantasize about it, but at the end of the day you wouldn’t know what to do with yourself if the opportunity arose, most likely because hell would be in the process of freezing over.

And while that’s how likely it is this inStash writer will be behind the wheel of this 575 horsepower bad boy any time soon, a guy can dream, can’t he? Capable of speeds in excess of 186 miles per hour and 0-62 mph in less than four seconds, new kid on the block Lyonheart K delivers a luxury sports car experience every man can love. The smokin’ hot all-aluminum chassis doesn’t hurt matters either. Sha-wing!