For all you tech geeks keen on keeping your tan up by the pool (‘geeks’ + ‘tan’ = who would’a ever thought it?), this groovy H2O butler makes it even more convenient for all your pool-goers to get plastered and munch on junk food.
Operated via an RC-style remote, the Remote Control Snack Pool Float delivers treats, drinks, and anything else you could think of (besides the whole keg, anyhow) to guests. The remote is juiced by a single 9v battery, while the little snack vessel (capable of ferrying up to 5 beverages) needs six D-cells—apparently even tiny watercraft are extremely power hungry! And of course, the small “snack bowl”, pictured above, is included, but it’s up to you to provide the fancy stemware, you party animal you.