Let’s take a moment to count all the ways in which we can creatively open bottles. Bullets, watchesswitch bladesplaying cards, sandals, keychain tools, iPhone cases, flash drives

Are we missing anything? Ahh yes, the authoritative police badge. Yeah, you won’t be breaking down doors with this thing, and we’re quite confident nobody is going to be “opening up” to let you in… but it gets the job done nonetheless. And that is… it opens bottles of course.

The badge is stainless steel and measures 3 inches long x 2.75 inches wide.