Ever been cruising through a crowded parking lot desperately looking for a slot to stash your car when the only possibility is covered up because some idiot double-parked? Maybe he thought his Chevy pickup deserved the second slot because it was just the perfect shade of red and had tires bigger than a house. Regardless of what put him there, you know he’s a moron, so why not show him?
These Offensive Business Cards will allow you to express just the right message, Tony Alamo style if you’re not the confrontational type. If you are the confrontational type, then wait for them to come out of the store and plant this one on him before he gets in the car. Maybe he’ll learn.