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Oz-1 Scent Collar

Do you live in an office with someone, who could use a bath or a stick of deodorant? Perhaps you’re the guy. God knows we could have all used the Oz-1 Scent Collar in school, especially for those midday junior high school basketball practices that we’re assuming administration officials scheduled just to keep us honest. While this piece of wearable tech is still in the concept stages, it has recently been recognized by the Electro Lux Design Lab, qualifying at the stage four level. In other words, this one could be on the fast track to production. And why not? Read More

The Hang Over Soap And Beverage Holder

The Hang Over Soap and Beverage Holder is one of those great objects that come in handy whenever you’re trying to recover from a bender. Everyone knows that a nice shower and a hot toddy or mug of coffee can get you on the right track after a full night of being on the wrong one. Of course, you may choose to jump-start your drinking by reaching for the Pabst instead of the toddy. Your choice. Either way, you can head over to the Outlaw Soaps Kickstarter page right now, and while you’re at it, pick up a bar or Read More

CK Euphoria for Men

Cologne. Without it, men, we would have to shower every day. Calvin Klein Euphoria for Men is an option that eases that burden a bit, giving you long-lasting smell-good throughout the workday and on into the night. Of course, the time it lingers will vary based on your body’s makeup and whether you’re wearing it on dry or oily skin, but when it’s there, it’s tearing it up. Featuring floral hints with a pinch of spice, this product writes the book on masculine aroma — the good, not the sweaty kind — and it’s something your wife and/or girlfriend is Read More

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$36 Buy

Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set

For any girl who wanted her man to smell like something other than the 97 cent soap and shampoo selections at Walmart, the Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set is the way to go, featuring six high-end body and skin care items, which include the Face Scrub, Shampoo, Conditioner, Hydrator, Body Wash, and Shave Cream, all in an attractive leather box with the company logo emblazoned on the top. The Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set brings skin enriching ingredients to the mix. Ingredients such as guava, black quinoa, and Brazilian papaya, for a scent that is as intoxicating as it is Read More

Commodity Goods

Don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never bought a single bottle of cologne that used some sweaty dude with an unbelievable eight-pack of abs in underwear as the advertising source. In fact, sometimes I intentionally go out of my way to avoid that crap. The companies usually do this to appeal to women for some unknown reason, when we’re the ones wearing the stuff. This issue may just be one of advertising, but it’s indicative of the problem with male scent-makers, and that is that they’re not making male-centric products for, you know, men! But that’s also a problem Commodity Read More

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$50 Buy

Manhands Manly Scented Soap

Forget about that crap the little lady makes you use – what do they call it, body wash!? Manhands Manly Scented Soap allows us to smell exactly as we are: men. Some of the different scents available include baseball glove, cash, and cedar log. A man should smell like a man, dammit, and that’s the experience the folks at Manhands Soap are selling. No bottles or luffas will be included in the package. Only a solid block of scented testosterone. Because all any man really needs in life is a washcloth and to smell like beer. And this is one Read More

Ursa Major Dopp Kit

Ladies, do you like your man to look nice and smell even better? Are you tired of him ignoring all the little skin care and shower care products that you buy him in favor of the cheap, generic $1 soap and shampoo that he bought himself because he didn’t realize he was out until he went to take a shower after work? Try giving him something in camo. Consider the Ursa Major Dopp Kit, which comes with Face Balm, Face Wash, Face Tonic, and an Aloe-based Shaving Cream that’ll have you wanting to warm up to him all through the Read More

Campfire Cologne

Moonshine, barbeque, bacon, campfires… all things that men enjoy having in their lives. And when we can’t have them, we can smell like them. Campfire Cologne is sure to be one of the more unique scents in your collection. And since we couldn’t really describe it any better than the official product description, we’ll just leave you with that. “A nostalgic ode to cooking over the fire, secret swimming holes and the unending days of youth.”

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$13 Buy