Described as a gentleman’s cologne “for men comfortable in their own skin – those who don’t need to be associated with the latest trend or fad”, this unique concoction has a woodsy aroma with notes of black pepper, tobacco, leather, gin, and patchouli. In other words, Moonshine isn’t the only scent you’ll be putting off… think boots and pipes.

Sounds like something Popeye the Sailor would wear, and we wouldn’t necessarily recommend it if you’re trying to impress a hot date… but surely at the very least, your buddies would get a kick out of it on poker night.

Oh, and be sure to freshen up with the Allsorts Liquor Scented Soap beforehand.

An all new fragrance to complement their latest fashion collection, Star USA has notes of red ginger, juniper berries, cedrat, blue spruce, green cardomom, and vetiver.

While we haven’t yet had the chance to give this scent a try, you have to admit the packaging is intriguing in itself. The spring-loaded cap is inspired by antique beer bottles while the idea for the topper comes from old subway tokens. The result? A mini pipe bomb filled with fresh woody goodness.

The TSA is going to love this. “No sir, that’s not a bomb. It’s just my cologne, I swear…”

We’ve featured plenty of ridiculous bacon products around here, but nothing quite like this. A week too late perhaps? Nope, this bacon scented cologne is the real deal… no April Fools joke here.

Available in a Gold (citrus) and Classic (spicy maple) fragrance, each features “one pinch of Bacon salty goodness.” Luckily, we’re pretty sure this is more about marketing than it is liquid Bacon. And hey, we’re writing about it, so it appears to be working. Straight from the official website:

The year was 1920 and quite by accident John Fargginay, a butcher from Paris discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customer’s mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon.

Stocking stuffer? Hell yes. Hot date? Definitely not.

One of the most enduring companies, known for its sophisticated style, while remaining readily available to the mass market, is and will continue to be Ralph Lauren.

RL has taken a cue from the Spice Girls in naming its new fragrance line, the Big Pony Collection. Available in four flavors, the “Sporty” scent offers an invigorating mix of grapefruit and lime, while the “Spicy” scent blends dark chocolate and musk. “Adventurous” offers a combination of mint and ginger and the final fragrance, “Stylish” features hints of mandarin and kyarawood.

Bottles can be purchased either individually, or in as an elegant gift set – perfect for those guys who never tell you what they want. “What they really, really want.”

It comes in a bottle that looks like a truck tried to run into it and it smells of peppercorns and woods. No, this isn’t Chuck Norris’ deodorant – it’s the new fragrance from Marc Jacobs, “Bang”.

Bang is described as being “sexy and alluring” and “free and electrifying”.  However, it’s the “explosive threesome of peppercorns and warm, sensual woods” that should get guys’ and girls’ motors going. Giggity.