Ergonomical Back Massager

The older we get, the more our posture goes in to Al Bundy mode. Call it defeated by life, or simply refer to it as having too much on your plate. Whatever. At the end of the day, you need a nice back rub, and if the little lady’s not going to give it to you, then take matters into your own hands with the Ergonomical Back Massager that allows you to control the flow of the rubdown without having to rub up against something (though that can be fun, too).

Just take the handle and allow the loop arm to guide the massager where you want it to go. That simple! Never go without a back massage again when you need it the most.

$50-$100, Body, Gadgets

By Aric Mitchell on April 20th, 2013

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$100 BUY

Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set

For any girl who wanted her man to smell like something other than the 97 cent soap and shampoo selections at Walmart, the Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set is the way to go, featuring six high-end body and skin care items, which include the Face Scrub, Shampoo, Conditioner, Hydrator, Body Wash, and Shave Cream, all in an attractive leather box with the company logo emblazoned on the top.

The Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set brings skin enriching ingredients to the mix. Ingredients such as guava, black quinoa, and Brazilian papaya, for a scent that is as intoxicating as it is masculine. Design choices also never leave it to question which gender this stuff is for. If he’s got a birthday coming up, put this on the list.

$100-$250, Body, Face, Hair, Scents, Shaving

By Aric Mitchell on March 12th, 2013

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$120 BUY

Manhands Manly Scented Soap

Forget about that crap the little lady makes you use – what do they call it, body wash!? Manhands Manly Scented Soap allows us to smell exactly as we are: men. Some of the different scents available include baseball glove, cash, and cedar log. A man should smell like a man, dammit, and that’s the experience the folks at Manhands Soap are selling.

No bottles or luffas will be included in the package. Only a solid block of scented testosterone. Because all any man really needs in life is a washcloth and to smell like beer. And this is one way to do it that won’t end with a DUI.

Body, Grooming, Scents, Under $25

By Aric Mitchell on February 1st, 2013

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$6 BUY

Gun Soap

Bang, bang, ladies, he will shoot you down with these bars of Gun Soap from Bubble City Soap out of Miami, Fla. In all seriousness, these make a great Valentine’s Day gift for the man in your life. It’s not often we get excited about bathroom items, but for goodness sake, we fired cap pistols at one another till the age of eight, shot B.B. guns during our pre-teen years, and braved the wilds with our first .22 rifle as teenagers, so I think you’re safe.

Those bars you see before you are white tea ginger, so if you’re gonna give us something with that kind of name, it might be a good idea to do it in gun form. Dozens of other fragrances are available, and price is for a pack of three.

Body, Grooming, Under $25

By Aric Mitchell on January 28th, 2013

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$6 BUY

ROCK Deodorant

There are lots of men’s deodorants out on the market today, but most of them share the same problem in common. Dyes and chemicals that can irritate sensitive skin or you weight lifters, who like to stay highly active with the dumbbells. ROCK Deodorant gets read of all that and instead goes with a more specialized formula for the 21st Century man. Their approach is to use water, mineral salts and an optional fragrance for round the clock protection.

Plus, with names like Onyx Storm, Cobalt Sky, Granite Rain, and the manliest of all – Unscented – it’s hard not to feel a little extra shot of testosterone any time you see the bottle staring back at you from the medicine cabinet every morning.

Body, Grooming, Uncategorized, Under $25

By Aric Mitchell on January 21st, 2013

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$7 BUY

Duke Cannon Supply Co. Limited Edition U.S. Military Field Box Gift Pack

The Duke Cannon Supply Co. messed around and made just-for-guys bathroom products cool again with the Big Ass Brick of Soap. And the only thing better than that is this Limited Edition U.S. Military Field Box Gift Pack that contains five, count ‘em, five bricks of soap in standard black and green pairings.

What could be more manly than that, you ask? Let’s start with what it comes in – a genuine .30 caliber ammunition field box, watertight and reusable for a variety of functions. Lunch box, storage container, you name it. Additionally, you’ll get a Stanley screwdriver – size and type varies. If you haven’t tried the Big Ass Brick yet, you should. Each bar is around one pound in weight and is modeled after military cakes from the Korean War days. Beats that namby pamby Strawberry Splendor your girlfriend keeps buying!

$25-$50, Body, Grooming

By Aric Mitchell on January 18th, 2013

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$45 BUY

Ursa Major Dopp Kit

Ladies, do you like your man to look nice and smell even better? Are you tired of him ignoring all the little skin care and shower care products that you buy him in favor of the cheap, generic $1 soap and shampoo that he bought himself because he didn’t realize he was out until he went to take a shower after work? Try giving him something in camo.

Consider the Ursa Major Dopp Kit, which comes with Face Balm, Face Wash, Face Tonic, and an Aloe-based Shaving Cream that’ll have you wanting to warm up to him all through the holidays. All this comes packaged in a camo casing with a sturdy YKK zipper and a parachute cord hook loop. No girly colors, and to top it all off, made right her in the USA. Can’t get more manly than that.

$100-$250, Body, Face, Grooming, Hair, Scents, Shaving

By Aric Mitchell on December 12th, 2012

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$125 BUY

FRANCOCECCOTTI Agua

Remember how people used to bathe in those Old West movies, inside a metal tub or some such nonsense? Well, the FRANCOCECCOTTI Agua is a much classier rendition of that concept. For starters, the larch material strikes a natural and elegant tone as opposed to the oversized rust-bucket look of tubs-past. Stylistically, it’s easy to see how this would fit in with the cabinets and drawers as well.

The insides are smooth and comforting as opposed to its colder and more unforgiving counterpart, and the material itself is lighter on upkeep than a straight wood-based tub would be. Just make sure that you use only mild soaps when cleaning, that you keep that water temp below 140-degrees Fahrenheit and that you rinse out after each use.

Bed & Bath, Body, Face, Grooming, Hair, Living

By Aric Mitchell on December 5th, 2012

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$TBA BUY

Manly Man Soap Set

The Manly Man Soap Set will ensure that you never leave your shower smelling like Oil of Olay and Herbal Essence again when you’ve run out of your regular soaps and are forced into the humiliation of smelling like a dame. With four different soap options, this set has you covered in every aspect of bathroom hygiene. The Shavin’ Soap produces a thick lather and is made of coconut and castor oils as well as a pinch of the Bentonite Clay, which is a great shower bar for everyday use.

The Grit purports to get off oil and grease stains and vows that it’s “tougher than the work that put them there.” Last but not least, Activated Charcoal will have you smelling like Chuck Norris in that made-for-TNT movie, where he turns into the grizzly bear. Add a dash of Moonshine Cologne, and the ladies won’t know what hit ‘em.

Body, Under $25

By Aric Mitchell on December 5th, 2011

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$20 BUY

Allsorts Liquor Scented Soap

While there are plenty of floral and fruit scented soaps out there, until now you’d have a hard time finding a cleanser that made you smell like an alcoholic.

The Allsorts Liquor Scented Soap is organic and vegan-friendly and comes in scents such as gin and tonic, screwdriver, whiskey sour and spiced rum. So if you absolutely must have your liquor now, or if you just want to fit in with everyone else at the bar, Allsorts is for you.

Seriously though, this is one of those must-have stocking stuffers for guys.

Body, Under $25

By Jason Bacchetta on August 19th, 2011

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$5 BUY