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The Flattering Man Is Probably The Best Old Spice Ad Ever

If you have an uppity boss who doesn’t want you having any fun at work, then you may not wish to click this link. Oh, you could, but you’ll need your audio speakers on for the full effect, and that may not be doable while on-the-clock. Anyhow, Old Spice has really knocked it out of the park with their ad for “The Flattering Man” muscle T-shirt. If you think the singing moms are good, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Of course, if you’re like some of us, whose best days and flat abs are things of the past, then you Read More

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Nubag: We Can’t Believe It’s An Actual Product

All right, kids, we’re going to try to keep this as safe-for-work as possible, so bear with us. Ever been out on a date with someone that you’re about to get physical with when you realize that you could use some, uh, freshening up in the pants area? Most of us keep pretty good maintenance in the beginning, but the further you move into a relationship, you never know when the moment will be right and when it is, it’s not always at the most opportune time. (Morning, anyone?) Well, that’s where Nubag Male Freshening Spray comes in handy. This Read More

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Dollar Shave Club Presents One Wipe Charlies

Leave it to the good-humored folks at Dollar Shave Club — what we like to think of as the Netflix for shavers — to bring pride and fanfare to that most humbling of all daily — or if you’re doing a beer diet, six times a day — task. That’s right, with One Wipe Charlies, you get 40 of the most durable butt-wipes that ever did a credit card check. We’re hoping that these are durable enough where all you need is one, but with some of the times we’ve been through the ringers, like after the holidays, for instance, Read More

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$4 Buy

Ergonomical Back Massager

The older we get, the more our posture goes in to Al Bundy mode. Call it defeated by life, or simply refer to it as having too much on your plate. Whatever. At the end of the day, you need a nice back rub, and if the little lady’s not going to give it to you, then take matters into your own hands with the Ergonomical Back Massager that allows you to control the flow of the rubdown without having to rub up against something (though that can be fun, too). Just take the handle and allow the loop arm Read More

$100 Buy

Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set

For any girl who wanted her man to smell like something other than the 97 cent soap and shampoo selections at Walmart, the Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set is the way to go, featuring six high-end body and skin care items, which include the Face Scrub, Shampoo, Conditioner, Hydrator, Body Wash, and Shave Cream, all in an attractive leather box with the company logo emblazoned on the top. The Scaramouche & Fandango Gift Set brings skin enriching ingredients to the mix. Ingredients such as guava, black quinoa, and Brazilian papaya, for a scent that is as intoxicating as it is Read More

Manhands Manly Scented Soap

Forget about that crap the little lady makes you use – what do they call it, body wash!? Manhands Manly Scented Soap allows us to smell exactly as we are: men. Some of the different scents available include baseball glove, cash, and cedar log. A man should smell like a man, dammit, and that’s the experience the folks at Manhands Soap are selling. No bottles or luffas will be included in the package. Only a solid block of scented testosterone. Because all any man really needs in life is a washcloth and to smell like beer. And this is one Read More

Gun Soap

Bang, bang, ladies, he will shoot you down with these bars of Gun Soap from Bubble City Soap out of Miami, Fla. In all seriousness, these make a great Valentine’s Day gift for the man in your life. It’s not often we get excited about bathroom items, but for goodness sake, we fired cap pistols at one another till the age of eight, shot B.B. guns during our pre-teen years, and braved the wilds with our first .22 rifle as teenagers, so I think you’re safe. Those bars you see before you are white tea ginger, so if you’re gonna Read More

$6 Buy

ROCK Deodorant

There are lots of men’s deodorants out on the market today, but most of them share the same problem in common. Dyes and chemicals that can irritate sensitive skin or you weight lifters, who like to stay highly active with the dumbbells. ROCK Deodorant gets read of all that and instead goes with a more specialized formula for the 21st Century man. Their approach is to use water, mineral salts and an optional fragrance for round the clock protection. Plus, with names like Onyx Storm, Cobalt Sky, Granite Rain, and the manliest of all – Unscented – it’s hard not Read More

$7 Buy