The day-to-day usefulness of bulletproof casual wear is highly debatable, but it’s essential if you’re a high-risk individual or have an irrational fear of stray bullets cutting you down. Depending on your particular needs the Bulletproof Polo comes in a few different protection levels such as protection from a 9mm all the way up to a submachine gun. At the higher levels, the shirt even includes stab-proofing if that’s something you require (and who wouldn’t want that?).

The exterior is designed to look casual and made from 100% cotton while the interior will keep you cool in the heat and warm in the cold with its microfiber design. To top it off, the shirt has some impressive credentials considering it is certified by the US Department of Justice. But don’t put this baby in the wash, it’s dry clean only.

Any students in the inStash community? For younger audiences, the HoodieBuddie might make an especially nice gift to get you through those boring lectures where you’d rather be listening to your favorite music. Or maybe you have some important information that you need to digest, but you don’t feel you have the time to do it and still squeeze in an exercise. Take a jog in the HoodieBuddie and listen away!

With the HoodieBuddie, all you need is an iPod or recording device with earphone and playback capabilities, and you can turn the strings on your hoodie into earbuds that blend in perfectly to the fabric and allow you to listen in peace without fear of getting found out or bored stiff.

The perfect marriage of wardrobe and technology!