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Heisenberg Cufflinks!

Got a big event that you have to dress up for — strike fear into the hearts of all those who see you by slipping on these Heisenberg Cufflinks. Okay, in reality, they’ll probably want to stop you and ask where you got ‘em since pretty much anyone with half an ounce of taste loves Breaking Bad. Still, it’s up to you whether you want to divulge where you found ‘em. (Hint: Etsy.) The cufflinks are made from a very hard plastic and modeled after the initial Heisenberg drawing from the TV show. And ladies, if you want to get Read More

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Wear A Piece Of 283-Year-Old Shipwreck

Aye, Maties, if you’re feelin’ a bit swashbucklin’ today, then you may want to give a look to Gavin Haengel’s Sunken Treasure Jewelry project now going on at the Kickstarter. In all seriousness, Haengel has done a fine job of piecing together a man-friendly collection (without excluding the women) of jewelry designs, and what truly makes them unique is that each piece is cast with silver from a 1622 shipwreck. That’s older than Titanic, folks (by about 283 years). The ship involved was the Nuestra Señora de Atocha. It was caught in a hurricane and sunk off the coast of Read More

Netatmo June: A Gemstone That Could Prevent Skin Cancer

We’re not done with Turn Yourself Into a Machine week, and this entry shows how elegant one can be while doing so. June, from Netatmo, is a diamond-shaped stone that can be worn as a brooch or on a bracelet.  While you’re getting your tennis swing just right, getting analysis on your teeth brushing, or having a bracelet do everything for you, ya may as well add another way of taking the guesswork out of life with the Netatmo. The project for the June is telling you how much in the way of UV rays you’re being exposed to.  It Read More

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$99 Buy

RingSafe Will Keep You Out Of The Marital Ringer

Any man who does a lot of work with his hands — either professionally or as a hobbyist — probably knows the sickening feeling of losing a wedding band. Unmarried? Just wait, you will. Unless… Meet RingSafe. This is a simple solution for keeping your ring in a place where you’re sure to find it, thus keeping your rear out of the doghouse when you come home from the gym or work or <insert high octane activity here>. Just slap your ring inside of this, and hook it to a keychain or wear it around your neck. Either way, you’ll Read More

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$35 Buy

DNA-Me Bracelet

Today in “because I can,” we introduce the DNAME (DNA me) bracelet which allows you wear your DNA sequence on a sleek bracelet.  Forty or 50 years from now, an object bearing your DNA code will probably amount to a Playing God Swiss Army Knife, allowing you (or the thugs who corner you in an alley) to wreak untold horrors with your genetic info, but for now it seems to exist as a “be the only one on your block” kind of thing. If you’re saying, “well, I don’t know my DNA sequence,” that’s where the company — still in Kickstarter Read More

Men’s Iron Barn Nail Urban Cuff

Russell Brand would probably wear it. This Steampunk-gone-backwoods urban cuff manages to create classic style with a flair. Designed by the renowned Anvils & Alchemy shop on Etsy, this accessory features a hand-forged antique barn nail on an up-cycled leather belt. As of this writing, artist Angie Lawlar is offering 15 of these hand-crafted pieces. Although the type of leather is the same, its color varies a bit from cuff to cuff since Lawlar does not have a single source for it. This, however, makes each piece truly unique. The band varies in width from 1/2-2 inches, and the 4-inch Read More

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$70 Buy

Mini Switchblade Necklace

Need a little touch of bad-ass in your jewelry box? Well, first get rid of the jewelry box. You’re a man! Once you’ve done that, grab one of these Mini Switchblade Necklace items. You can see from the pic that it folds up or pops out with the push of a button. From there, it locks in to place and gives you a sturdy three-quarter-inch blade that works in most any situation (except a knife fight). In all seriousness, this would come in quite handy if you’ve got a lot of boxes to move or need a nail file on Read More

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$40 Buy

HAF Grass Knuckles

What possible good could come from wearing a set of HAF Grass Knuckles from Hafsteinn Juliusson? After all, if you were to adorn their brass counterparts, a heap of trouble would be waiting on you at school, work, or wherever you got caught, right? Well, these knucks aren’t so threatening, so only think happy thoughts. The HAF Grass Knuckles are meant as a wearable, not anything you would want to do damage with, unless we’re talking grass stains, of course. Hafsteinn Juliusson is not content to leave it at that either. You can also get an assortment of rings and Read More

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