Behringer iNuke Boom

Behringer iNuke Boom

See that big ass box above? That’s an 8-foot wide, 4-foot tall iPod dock that weighs 700 pounds. And the speck sitting on top of the box? Yeah, that’s an iPod. But the iNuke Boom isn’t all about intimidating looks. Specs include:

  • Stereo 3-way system with total output of 10,000 Watts
  • Twin 18″ subwoofers for gut-wrenching, pulse-pounding bass
  • Dual 12″ neodymium woofers for articulate bass and midrange
  • Two 1.75″ titanium-diaphragm HF drivers can break glass
  • iNUKE mode power boost
  • Volume control goes to all the way to “11”

In short, this thing will put you on the fast track to awesomeness and a visit to an otologist (a.k.a. ear doctor).

EXO | Electric Jet Ski

EXO | Electric Jet Ski

When James Bond goes to the lake for the weekend, this is likely the personal water craft he tools around on. It’s like a tiny aquatic B-2 stealth bomber and gives the distinct impression that little heat-seeking missile launchers could spring out of both sides on command.There’s also something undeniably cool about the way you ride on it: lying prone, head-first, superhero style. You look kind of like you’re trying to defuse its warhead before it destroys an aircraft carrier.

Now, don’t go thinking you’ll be an unstoppable water missile on the EXO. It’s pulled by an electric motor, which means no emissions and very little noise, and tops out at 31mph. So it’s really more of a casual family fun vehicle than the experimental torpedo weapon its sleek black lines suggest. But it’s definitely a wicked-looking family fun vehicle.

Tom Burr Table-Tennis Table

Tom Burr Table-Tennis Table

We’ve featured quite a few sweet ping pong tables here on inStash, including the Puma Chalk Ping Pong Table and the James Perse Limited Edition Ping Pong Table. Here’s another one to add to your wish list.. a table made from black rubber and created by the well-known artist, Tom Burr.

Only 10 will be created, and for each table sold, Neiman Marcus will donate $2,500 to Big Brothers Big Sisters.

But the real question here is, is a ping pong table worth $45,000? Maybe you have more money than you know what to do with. Maybe you’re adding to your museum collection. Or maybe you just really, really love ping pong. Who are we to judge.

Armadillo: 161 Bracelet

Armadillo: 161 Bracelet

The Armadillo: 161 Bracelet from Rogue may be the only bracelet that looks manly enough to wear. More than 400 machine hours are put in to crafting each of these pieces, which means it is so complicated that it even has machinery saying swear words and pulling hair out.

Featuring 161 pieces, hence the name, the action on this baby is sweet and allows you to easily remove links to adjust for size if need be, which kind of makes this one-size-fits-all, though we much prefer to think of it as one-size-fits-guy with $35,000 to burn.

But hell, if you got it, burn it. This is a work of art, and one that screams bad-ass in every way. Limited to only 50 pieces, you may not have the easiest time getting one even if you do have the money for it, but good luck. A perfect accessory to the Ralph Lauren Purple Label Skull Cufflinks that you’re not getting.

Mark Neumann Coliseum Speakers

Mark Neumann Coliseum Speakers

Mark Neumann Coliseum speakers are hand-crafted out of solid wood and offer superior sound quality for most audiophiles (and since they start at around $15k, they ought to).

Each speaker houses an internal solid maple Mark Neumann Nine Matrix soundboard, 7-inch woofers and rear and dual horizontal round openings for the tweeters, reminiscent of the cast iron plate of a concert grand piano. Sound is dispersed in 360-degrees, rather than straight ahead, resulting in a clear, wide open sound with everything intact.

Just hook up a top-notch turntable, like the Denon DP-A100, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a home entertainment center. Music will never sound as good.

Archipod

Archipod

Aping some sort of outlandish alien (yes, in the unearthly way) transport vehicle, the ArchiPOD is—according to its makers—a mini-office/getaway-spot that installs in spaces like your home (assuming you have a large enough door to squeeze it through!) or backyard for purposes such as working, creating, or just escaping a sometimes obnoxiously annoying world.

Whatever the activity transpiring whilst stationed in the Great Acorn, err, ArchiPOD, some level of work/play is bound to materialize.

The ArchiPOD, similar to the OfficePOD, wears a skin of Western Red Cedar shingles over a solid-timber structure. Its walls are triply-sealed (none of that pesky, Earthly calamity in here!) and sport an oh-so-soothing color. Furthermore,  the 12 1/2′ x 8.25′ interior yields absolutely no joints (augmenting the feeling of peaceful isolation), a little porthole, a built-in heater (you KNOW this musta been conceived of in some frigid, Scandinavian country), ‘mood’ lighting, and a charming dome that slides open for fresh air.

We’re left thinking only one thing: Could this be employed as a miniature version of the iconic “man cave”?!

Hasselblad H4D-200MS | 200 Megapixel Camera

Hasselblad H4D-200MS | 200 Megapixel Camera

There are amateur photographers. There are hobbyists. There are professional photographers. Then there are the people who love taking pictures with cameras worth more than most four-door sedans.

The Hasselblad H4D-200MS is a digital camera that actually uses a 50 megapixel sensor mounted on a multi-shot frame to capture the full 200 megapixel shot you want. It’s also capable of shooting 20 megapixel single shots and four shot 50 megapixel pics, but let’s face it – you’re getting this so you can see each individual pore in grandma’s wrinkles.

Other features include a 3-inch display, integrated CCD cooling sink for lower noise, Hasselblad 3FR raw or DNG export, fully automatic Digital Lens Correction for better sharpness and detail, and Ultra-Focus.

The H4D-200MS sounds like a dream come true for hardcore photo-junkies – better start saving your pennies now.

Caribiana 23 Sea Skiff

Caribiana 23 Sea Skiff

You could get a plain old boat like all those other boaters. But you’re more discerning than that, right? You want something that moves like a speedboat but looks like a luxury yacht. Enter the Caribiana 23-Foot Personal Luxury Sea Skiff. 

She’s built like the finest rich-people boats, with a classy-looking teak steering pedastal, teak rub rail with rope inlay, teak floorboards, teak picnic table, and teak aft grate. So, there’s teak. And she’s got all the things you’d expect from a boat: dry storage compartments, anchor locker, compass, fuel tank, and so forth. She’ll do 30 MPH, but consumes less than 3 gallons of fuel per hour.

But the word of the day here is “customize”. Absolutely everything about your skiff is customizable to your personal whims, from the gelcoat color, to the cushions, to the drink holders. Caribiana will field any request that crosses your mind. So if you want even more teak, go ahead and teak your brains out.

Sora Electric Motorcycle | By Lito

Sora Electric Motorcycle | By Lito

The Sora Electric Motorcycle from Lito is the next step in the evolution of environmentally conscious technology. Unlike those ugly hybrid cars, this one is a touch of class in the back and a touch of ornery upfront with a Bobber-Street Fighter combination design that creates something never before seen in a motorcycle product.

Furthermore, the aircraft grade materials are both lightweight and durable beyond belief. One unique feature of this ride is the brake recharge function, which works to recharge the battery every time you have to use your brake. The charge itself will go for a distance of 300 kilometers, which is equal to about 186 miles, making this an ideal choice for getting around town and going to work each day. Speeds can top out at around 200 kilometers or 124 miles per hour, though we wouldn’t suggest it. Lito has packed this bad boy with a GPS and all kinds of other technical features. For more, you can visit the Lito technical specs page. It will cost you quite a bit more than the Yikebike and the Hanebrink Electric All-Terrain, but it will also save tons in gas.

Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill

Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill

Marrying the convenience of gas grilling with the flavor and authenticity of wood and charcoal, the Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill is a backyard chef’s ultimate fantasy. Special drawers are present under the grill that can hold firewood for cooking, wood chips to give flavor, or even charcoal that can be heated up by the gas flames below. Once the charcoal is hot, the gas can be turned off, leaving the charcoal to finish the job. Of course, there is also the option to skip the drawers altogether and use the gas flames directly to cook the food up top.

If you can convince your family that you need to buy one, you will have to wait until summer to purchase one of the four sizes that will be available. Now would be a good time to start buying flowers. I heard roses are preferred.

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