Dogs tend not to be picky about where they sleep. Given half the chance, a dog will happily sleep in a pile of soiled laundry (or, if they’re slightly more choosy, in a pet hammock).  So if the dog were the only consideration, something like these dog mansions from Best Friend’s Home would seem completely unnecessary. But who’s looking at the dog house more, the dog or the dog owner?

Far from the traditional pointed-roof wooden box, these dog mansions look positively regal. They’re available in four architectural styles: the “Alabama” southern estate, the modern Cubix, the Fairy Tale castle, and the Scandinavian Lonneberga, each of which looks much better in your back yard than a pile of dirty laundry ever could.

Now, these mansions are not entirely for show. They’re made of highly durable premium varnished wood that is resistant to all weather conditions, and their windows (yes, they have actual windows) are break-proof. Some have removable roofs for cleaning, and water drains where necessary. It’s debatable whether they’ll make your dog feel wealthy and prosperous, but there’s no doubt they’ll keep him dry.

How many of you out there have always wanted a pet fish that would just as soon sting the hell out of you than to look at you? I know I have. And luckily, I can now have the perfect home for my pet beloved.

With the Desktop Jellyfish Tank, the problems that come with keeping your jellyfish in a normal aquarium have been solved. See, jellyfish cannot inhabit the standard tank because filtration systems remove the fish part from their name and leave them liquefied jelly. Nasty cleanup and none too fun for the jellyfish either.

The Desktop Jellyfish Tank has corrected this problem, and now makes it possible for you to have your own pet jellyfish. And that’s a good thing because they truly are beautiful creatures. They’re just not the type that are going to get excited when you come in from work. But they make one hell of a decoration. As an added perk, it’ll look fantastic in your home next to that Labyrinth Aquarium!

Let’s face it. It’s been a long time coming, but someone has finally got to admit that your goldfish has had it too damn easy for too damn long. Swimming around in his own little world of convenience like he owns the place while you make his feedings easy for him each day has got to stop. If you really want to get inside of that little pea sized brain of his and have some fun with him for the first freakin’ time in the entire time you’ve owned him, then buy him the Labyrinth Aquarium.

This specialty product from OpulentItems.com is 4.5 feet tall and 3.5 feet deep. Furthermore, it boasts a width of just over 4 feet and has plenty of places for your fishy to go–or get lost, depending on how smart he is. (We’re betting “not very.”) Regardless of what you think about fish as pets, this $6,500 monstrosity is eye candy in every sense of the word. It’s the Jaws of goldfish tanks but without the razor sharp teeth and Quinn along for the ride. A little more complex than the Aquavista Panorama Wall Aquarium (also a cool product for the fishes).