this stool rocks

This Stool Rocks

You love your barstools and your rocking chair, don’t you? So why not combine the two into a simple but super piece of relaxation furniture? And why in the heck has it taken This Stool Rocks to show us this design? James McBennett is the dastardly and brilliant mind behind this creation, and in addition to coming up with the concept, he’s also tinkered a bit with different versions.

With the “Easy Rock” you can enjoy absolute stability. “Soft Rock” goes forward and back. And for the more adventurous among you “Hard Rock” brings it on home with 360 degrees of rotation. You can also get any of the selections personalized for the perfect look in your kitchen or dining area.

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Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Well guys, the days of getting up in the morning and popping a prepackaged breakfast sandwich that nearly rubberizes in 90 seconds into the microwave may finally be over. With the Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker, you can make a sammich fit for any time of day. One that even beats the pros. (And by pros, I mean McDonald’s.)

Using fresh ingredients and precooked meat, you’ll have a hot, steaming, melted piece of cheesy bliss on the plate and in your stomach before you can say, “Ronald McWho?” Perhaps the best thing Hamilton Beach has incorporated into the device are non-stick surfaces and easy, dishwasher safe cleanup. Perfect for the bachelor life, or for when the better half is away.

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Big Mouth Toys Funny Toilet Paper: Obama

When you are in charge of the most powerful country in the world, you’ve got to get used to being the butt (sorry) of a few jokes, no matter how much sites like The Onion try to protect you from it while having no problem calling 9-year-old girls the “C” word on Twitter. Now for every Obama hater, as well as those of you who can see the humor in everything, we introduce you to Big Mouth Toys Funny Toilet Paper: Obama Edition.

There really isn’t much more to say about this functional gag gift. Simply tear off a few squares and clean up while making your own silent protest against things such as the sequester and Obamacare. The IRS doesn’t have to even know, so no fear of audits. Wipe away!

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40 Super Bright LED Finger Lamps

Who needs a flashlight when you can just slip on one of 40 Super Bright LED Finger Lamps? These micro-devices are perfect for carrying around in your vehicle in the event of emergencies, or if you just want to put them on and pretend you can shoot energy waves out of your hands circa Emperor in Return of the Jedi.

In all seriousness, these LED finger lamps are about as handy as they come for when you have to tackle tough jobs and tight spaces. Anyone who’s ever tried to change a car battery at night will know exactly what I’m talking about here. The set comes in red, blue, green, and white, so you can have a little versatility as you light the way.

mattress masseuse

Mattress Masseuse

Getting a massage from a pro is one of the finest feelings in the world, and if you’ve never done it, then seriously, what gives? Still, it could be better if you didn’t have to lay on a questionably comfortable table in the middle of a strange room, no? That’s where the Mattress Masseuse comes in really handy. With this adjustable creation, you can now get a massage from the comfort of your bed on your time.

It’s not hard to see how the Mattress Masseuse could come in handy for patients, who require the assistance of home health. If you have limited mobility and still want access to a professional masseuse, then this is a no-brainer. The rest of us are short on excuses. We just want one!

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CADScan 3D Scanner

We’ve ran a few posts around here on 3D printing technology, but to date, it’s been rather slim pickings on a 3D scanner that might make the former practical and easy for anyone to use while still being advanced enough for the professional. Needless to say, it brought us great joy today when we spotted the CADScan 3D Scanner on Kickstarter. This is a machine that anyone, from the densest hobbyist to the smartest engineer can use with magnificent results.

Simply plop a prototype onto the platform, push a button, and voila, you’ve got a 3D scan that can be easily exported for print to a 3D printer, which can then turn your object, however many of them you want or need, into reality. Future, here we come!

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24 Hour Life-Clock

We feature a lot of watches here at inStash, but not quite as many of the watch’s older brother, the wall clock. Why are we so chintzy? Well, what can you really do with a clock? Apparently, a lot more than we’ve given these devices credit for. It took the 24 Hour Life-Clock from Chris Wiegman to show us the way. This puppy won’t only help you tell time, it’ll allow you to make the most of it.

It does so by helping change the way you think about the way you spend it. With a color-coded design that allows you to set the times that you eat, sleep, work, and relax, it can get you off the 8 to 5 Monday through Friday grind and on to a schedule that works better for you. It also helps you budget your time more effectively by showing exactly what you should be doing for the block of time you’re in. Available in both wall-clock and software app forms. So check out the 24 Hour Life-Clock today while there’s still time. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

Do you hate laundry day? Well, fellas, this is your chance to fight back. With the Punching Bag Laundry Bag, you get to take out all your mad aggression on those dirty socks and shirts. After all, if Rocky Balboa can punch raw meat, what’s so wrong with digging your fists into some soiled clothing? Operation of the product itself is pretty simple.

Just stuff it full of clothing, cinch it up, hang it, and swing away. Not a half-bad way to meet ladies at the laundromat either, guys. She’ll wonder just how many butts you’ve kicked, and it’ll give her that strong-man image you want to impress on her as soon as possible.

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Control Freak Classic Gaming Poster

For the little kid in us all comes this great new poster creation, also transferrable to shirts, hoodies and the like, of every major console controller throughout video game history. Remember the Atari paddle or the Nintendo gun or the Neo-Geo? All of that is here in a fashionably designed poster known as Control Freak from classic gaming nerd Jesse Willis.

Sure, you can probably find an emulator online that will allow you to play every game that ever came across any of these systems. You may even be able to find a refurbie behind the counter at your local video game shop. But this poster allows you to take part in the nostalgia without having to worry about rogue emulator programs, intellectual property laws, or trying to find a place to store the old systems when you’re finally sick of them. Coming soon to a wall near you!

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Blades of the Gods Shastra Steak Knives Set

This isn’t just any knife collection, but one belonging to the gods themselves, if they were still up there on Mt. Olympus anyway. The Shastra Steak Knives Set from Blades of the Gods has an old world look with the ebony handles and the ornate aesthetics of classic Balinese carvings, but they are also highly functional. Each blade is hand-forged to 161 layers of manganese iron, and also makes use of high carbon steel and pure nickel, all with a sandblasted sterling silver look.

In addition to getting a sweet looking blade, the eight-pack comes in an elegant box of indian rosewood and black calf skin that will keep what’s inside from looking like your everyday kitchen objects. 


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