Getting a massage from a pro is one of the finest feelings in the world, and if you’ve never done it, then seriously, what gives? Still, it could be better if you didn’t have to lay on a questionably comfortable table in the middle of a strange room, no? That’s where the Mattress Masseuse comes in really handy. With this adjustable creation, you can now get a massage from the comfort of your bed on your time. It’s not hard to see how the Mattress Masseuse could come in handy for patients, who require the assistance of home health. If Read More
Are you sick of looking at your headboard? Has it gotten to the point that you want to go Leatherface on the thing with a chainsaw? Don’t do anything drastic. VinylThingz may have something that can help spruce it up and bring out a whole new dimension in your bedroom. These 3D Headboard Decals the company offers – pictured here in a Spider-Man design – can make interior design fun again. VinylThingz has made its full selection of designs available in Twin, Full, Queen, and King sizes, the latter of which runs $15 more, and they can also customize based Read More
No idea why we never saw this before, but the skateboard is not just good for taking on a half-pipe. It also makes one heckuva bathroom fixture, and if it is your 2013 ambition to turn the entire home or apartment into the ultimate man-cave, then you may want to start with this Skateboard Vanity Light from ZALcreations. Simple ingenuity, the perfect shape, and a man-centric design that will look much more appropriate than anything she could come up with. The Skateboard Vanity Light doesn’t leave you empty-handed either. It comes equipped with four 120-volt, 40-watt incandescent bulbs. Not the Read More
Apparently someone at KOHLER grew tired of hearing their spouse’s off-key renditions of today’s greatest hits and decided to develop the KOHLER Showerhead + Wireless Speaker combination instead. This device effectively drowns out the noise with its 7-hour battery life and superior audiophile-quality sound, which allows synchronization to one’s applications for both news and music options. While the idea of it first seemed crazy to us at first, we can definitely see the awesomeness in getting a news-and-weather report while washing our unmentionables and crooning along to the latest release from One Direction Lamb of God. The only caveat that Read More
The Ohea Smart Bed seeks to rid the world of one of its most annoying little chores, and from the looks of things the company is off to a good start. Their self-making Smart Bed can be programmed to automatically make the bed while you’re getting ready. While you may be thinking, “What’s to making a bed, no big deal,” imagine what the elimination of this menial chore could mean for the world-at-large: No more unpleasant battles between Mom, Dad, and the kids. No feelings of anger toward your extended family when they leave out from a visit without having Read More
Remember how people used to bathe in those Old West movies, inside a metal tub or some such nonsense? Well, the FRANCOCECCOTTI Agua is a much classier rendition of that concept. For starters, the larch material strikes a natural and elegant tone as opposed to the oversized rust-bucket look of tubs-past. Stylistically, it’s easy to see how this would fit in with the cabinets and drawers as well. The insides are smooth and comforting as opposed to its colder and more unforgiving counterpart, and the material itself is lighter on upkeep than a straight wood-based tub would be. Just make Read More
There are times when nudity just isn’t appropriate. But there’s no reason why you can’t add some humor to the situation. The Censorship Towel covers you up with shoddy pixelation, making you look like you just jumped out of an 8-bit Nintendo… or a Girls Gone Wild video. Because let’s face it: nobody in the gym wants to see your ass when walking into the locker room.
Hell, why not stay in bed all day and watch TV when you’ve got a personal massager. The Nap is a bed rest with a built-in massager to aid in muscle relaxation. Choose between high or low speed, set your preferred pulsating program, and enjoy a day of rest. Large side pockets keep magazines and remote controls close by, while built-in cup holders keep those beers in place.