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Leather Link Hammock

The Leather Link Hammock from Jim Zivic Design looks like it should be hanging from the rafters of the Hugh Hefner mansion, if you ask us, and yes, that’s a compliment. Forgoing the cheap and flimsy material and craftsmanship of most hammocks, this makes for one comfortable beddy-bye. The only thing that might make you lose sleep is the price tag, but we’re sure that you’ll be able to live with that once the ladies get a look at this thing. Possesses a steel frame with linked leather sling, metal mesh, and felt upholstered head/foot boards, you’ll be rocking gently Read More

$30000 Buy

iPad Commode Caddy

Now this is a MAN’s invention. For any guy who ever read anything in the bathroom, this little invention is for you. But instead of being confined to old issues of Star and Glamour, you can now access whatever periodical, book, video game, or movie that you want to, all while perched on the throne doing your business. Best of all when you’re done, the TP is right there within easy reach, while the caddy holds your iPad in place, safe and sound and ready for you to pick back up after you’re done. Just make sure to wash your Read More

$100 Buy

Beer Barrel Bed

Welcome to The Beer Room! The only thing that sucks about this idea is that you’ll have to go all the way to Germany to take advantage of it. The Beer Barrel Bed is located in a retired 19th Century husk that was in use till around 1995. The barrel can be rented as a double or single — there’s plenty of room for both — and the room itself has two additional beds enabling groups of four to stay in a single location. There are other bells and whistles in The Beer Room, but this is one location where Read More

$133 Buy

Fighter Spaceship Bed

Today we have a PoshTots exclusive for the Star Wars fan in all of us. Why bother with a boring old four-cornerpost bed when you can dress your slumber-spot up to look like this Fighter Spaceship Bed, complete with a place at the foot for your flat-screen television and more! Rig up a Blu-ray player and maybe a Roku, and you’ve just obliterated any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning like Luke did to the Death Star at the end of A New Hope. Now all you need is a work-from-home job and a CNA to change you, Read More

$18000 Buy

Yanko Carpet Alarm Clock

Yes, we know, getting up in the morning sucks, but for some ungodly reason, it has to be done. To do the job right, you need a good alarm clock that’s annoying enough to pry you out of bed. The problem is that most sit on your nightstand and are too easy to tune out. Not so here with the Yanko Carpet Alarm Clock, a revolutionary concept that will hopefully be taken to market sometime soon. While those other alarm clocks only require a simple button push to become nothing but a memory and a pink slip from work, the Read More

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Big Mouth Toys Funny Toilet Paper: Obama

When you are in charge of the most powerful country in the world, you’ve got to get used to being the butt (sorry) of a few jokes, no matter how much sites like The Onion try to protect you from it while having no problem calling 9-year-old girls the “C” word on Twitter. Now for every Obama hater, as well as those of you who can see the humor in everything, we introduce you to Big Mouth Toys Funny Toilet Paper: Obama Edition. There really isn’t much more to say about this functional gag gift. Simply tear off a few Read More

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$8 Buy

Mattress Masseuse

Getting a massage from a pro is one of the finest feelings in the world, and if you’ve never done it, then seriously, what gives? Still, it could be better if you didn’t have to lay on a questionably comfortable table in the middle of a strange room, no? That’s where the Mattress Masseuse comes in really handy. With this adjustable creation, you can now get a massage from the comfort of your bed on your time. It’s not hard to see how the Mattress Masseuse could come in handy for patients, who require the assistance of home health. If Read More

3D Headboard Decals from VinylThingz

Are you sick of looking at your headboard? Has it gotten to the point that you want to go Leatherface on the thing with a chainsaw? Don’t do anything drastic. VinylThingz may have something that can help spruce it up and bring out a whole new dimension in your bedroom. These 3D Headboard Decals the company offers – pictured here in a Spider-Man design – can make interior design fun again. VinylThingz has made its full selection of designs available in Twin, Full, Queen, and King sizes, the latter of which runs $15 more, and they can also customize based Read More