The Armchair Quarterback | Fantasy Football Trophy

The Armchair Quarterback | Fantasy Football Trophy

The Fantasy Football Trophy company have taken their love for the “sport” to a new level, and they’re hoping these creations will lead you and your league to do the same. Introducing the Armchair Quarterback trophy. Made from a solid cast urethane material with bronze finish, this glistening emblem of victory is a sight to behold, whether on the mantle above the fireplace or in the trash can when your wife gets her hands on it.

For every dog, who never had his day or who had it but it’s been so long he’s forgotten, the Armchair Quarterback Trophy is there to show everyone just how awesome of a general manager you’d really be. Now all you need is a Gravity Balans Chair for a nap after the big game and you’re set.

Beats Executive Headphones

Beats Executive Headphones

No launch date on this one yet, but if you thought that Beats was content to just share its technology with smartphones, then you’re (not so) sadly mistaken. The headphone maker is getting back in the game it perfected with the Beats Executive Headphones. The company is promising that you’ll hear everything in its originally intended form, and that you’ll get top-notch noise cancellation features to go with the deep base and strong volume.

Comprised of leather with accented aluminum brushed across for a touch of class and elegance, you won’t want to leave these $400 headphones laying around the cubicle. Not sure how this one stacks up against the Klipsch Mode M40 Noise Cancelling Headphones, but it’s only about $50 more expensive.

People People Invisible Speaker

People People Invisible Speaker

The People People Invisible Speaker is a unique blend of high-tech wizardry and interior design. While electronic components have always been the bane of an interior designer’s existence, this product is a win-win for everyone. The speaker components themselves are emphasized, but they are protected in a transparent glass casing that can be hung on a wall and, largely, ignored (if you’re so inclined).

The People People Invisible Speaker does have to be assembled at home, but have you seen that picture. So easy looks like even a certain incompetent inStash writer could do it. Maybe not as nostalgic as the Custom Cedar Cigar Box Powered Speakers, but the wi-fi antenna that connects to most any player, computer or phone, allows you to listen to music in all its many forms–from vinyl to digital.

Crypteks USB

Crypteks USB

Whether you’re a Secret Service agent, a gadget freak, or just plain paranoid, the Crypteks USB is a must-have.

This high-tech USB drive features 256-bit AES Hardware Encryption and has a mechanical lock that offers 14,348,907 possible combinations that you can customize to keep your data safe from intruders and nosy friends.

Most of the inner parts are made of ultra-high-grade aluminum alloy finished in a anodized layer to keep finger prints and dust away. Add that to quality construction and laser etching and you have one sexy looking toy.

Available in 4GB, 8GB and 16GB.

Sealander | Amphibious Camping Trailer

Sealander | Amphibious Camping Trailer

Camping trailers are great for just parking and camping out wherever you want: in a parking lot, in the woods, on the beach, in the water…Wait, in the water? It sounds like a mistake, and if you look at the images it kind of looks like one too–like somebody backed up just a little too far on the beach and the thing got away from them. But the Sealander lives up to its name.

Aside from being a full-featured camper with a cooking/washing module, cooler, heater, table, and benches that can all be rearranged, converting into a sleeping room, or removed entirely depending on your needs, it also freaking floats.

It can be launched without a boat slip or trailer system from just a small patch of shoreline, and has a 5HP outboard electric motor for puttering around in the shallows. You’re not going to win the America’s Cup in it, but if all you want to do is cast a line right from your bed, could it get any more perfect than this?

Samsung MV800 | MultiView Compact Digital Camera

Samsung MV800 | MultiView Compact Digital Camera

You want crisp and colorful imagery from any angle–and we do mean ANY angle? Then, you’re going to want the Samsung MV800 MultiView Compact Digital Camera. The 3-inch LCD display screen is unique in the world of snapshots. It can turn at any angle from 0 to 180 degrees and get you a high quality shot no matter where you’re standing. The 16.1 megapixel resolution will deliver a photo of professional quality, beyond what you’re going to get out of your iPhone or even Samsung’s own Galaxy Nexus.

It also shoots digital video, allowing you to make some hi-res home movies to go along with the beautiful stills. Preserve memories in the making with all the flare of a professional. At just $280, why not?

nPower PEG | Personal Energy Generator

nPower PEG | Personal Energy Generator

The nPower PEG Personal Energy Generator turns your workouts into a battery charging activity that will never again allow you to lose power on your cell phone, MP3 player, or GPS. With all the modern convenience that technology has added to our lives, we should have known it’d only be a matter of time before the power that drives that technology became equally as convenient.

Known as a passive kinetic energy charger, the nPower PEG simply allows you to stuff your device in the pack and then continuously top off the power supply through running, biking, and walking type movements.

With the Personal Energy Generator, you never again have to worry about losing your phone charge in emergency situations, or the inconvenience of your MP3 tuckering out before that big 5K.

Shadow Hawk 100 | Soft Splat Rifle

Shadow Hawk 100 | Soft Splat Rifle

The Shadow Hawk 100 Soft Splat Rifle is a healthier alternative to paintball guns, and while that may be a bad thing if you’re some kind of masochist, or just attracted to the danger, we can see the value in this gun. The soft splat ammo tags don’t stain like paintball chips do, and the gun fires up to 100 feet. The accuracy is up to you, hotshot.

Of course, you could go with the polar alternative and get a StressVest. If that’s the case, then we’d say the Shadow Hawk 100 isn’t for you. But if you’re just getting involved with the survivalist games and want to know whether or not you’ll like it, we can think of no better alternative.

Monarch Playing Cards

Monarch Playing Cards

What does a deck of cards look like after a year of planning, design, and production? Take a look at the Monarch Playing Cards by Theory11.

Imported, heavyweight paper used for a soft and sturdy composition, gold metallic foil surrounding the box, embossed titling, and design elements that represent “regality and triumph”… all of which make this one of the finest deck of cards you’ll ever play with.

It’s no secret, we’re fans of Theory11, but this could be one of their best decks yet… just in time for the holidays. Stocking stuffer? You bet.

Predict A Pen

Predict A Pen

Remember that Magic 8 Ball you used to play with as a kid? Asking it a question like an idiot, knowing full well that the answer doesn’t mean a damn thing.

But let’s not pretend that as adults we’re above being entertained by ridiculous toys. Enter the Predict A Pen… a pen that carries the same wisdom that your Magic 8 Ball once did. Sayings include:

  • Not For A Million Dollars
  • Dude, No Way
  • Hell Yeah! If You’re Lucky
  • It’s Unclear, Ask Again
  • Without A Doubt

A cool little gadget no doubt, but if you’re wondering whether or not you should tell your boss to go screw himself before walking out the door, perhaps it would be best to take advice from a more logical source.

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