Back in the days of my youth, my family had a picnic table that could fold up into a rather large briefcase. Granted, it wasn’t nearly as attractive as I would have liked (Read: Red plastic). But that’s not the case with this folding picnic table. This one aims to bring class to your next tailgate party even if your guests don’t.

This baby’s got stained wood seating and tabletop, adding sophistication where it is needed. The actual carrying case is made of canvas and weighs a trim 22 pounds. With seating for 4, you can feel free to share the love with a few friends while you’re throwing back the beers.

The bottom line is that pulling out one of these folding picnic tables is going to make you quite a popular party guest. Fellow party-goers will ditch those old, shaky camping chairs that they brought and beg you to sit at your table.

Whether you hike in sun or snow, eye protection is a must.  These Transcend Goggles have got you covered in more ways than one. Their polarized lenses are only the beginning. They also contain a full-color micro LCD display, Google Maps overlay, real-time statistics (speed, altitude, vertical, run-counter, temperature and more), and keep a log of averages, maximums and minimums for each run over the entire day.

It also includes a micro-USB drive you can use to plug your data into your computer at the end of the day. Whether your a serious hiker, or just feel like you need skis and a sled dog to make it to work thanks to the snowstorm, these will take care of everything for you.

Big Agnes presents the King Solomon Sleeping Bag that will have you sleeping the sleep of the ancients as the elements rage outside. At a 600 fill goose down material, this sleeping bag is so comfortable that you heavy sleepers won’t even realize when a bear comes to chew your face off in the middle of the night. The double wide bag is designed for you and your sweetie, or at least your friend Bert, so long as the two of you agree to keep that cozy little night under the stars between you guys when you make it back to the city.

Integrated pad sleeves make it impossible for you to roll off the bag. Two inches of extra length in the foot box will accommodate people up to 6’2″ tall. The pillow pockets are designed to hold fleece or Big Agnes pillows so that your experience will be as close to sleeping in a bed at home as you can get. The Big Agnes King Solomon Sleeping Bag also has plenty of storage space to make your travels more convenient.

Still afraid of the boogeyman hiding in your closet? It’s ok, nobody has to know. We’ll just introduce you to the Surefire E2D LED Defender Flashlight so that you’re well prepared. We know what you’re thinking: “What is a flashlight going to do for me?” Well, this is no ordinary flashlight.

The Surefire E2D LED Defender is a compact, dual-output flashlight with self-defense enhancements. This tool has two settings:

1. A 5-lumen low beam that’s perfect for finding your way around a dark parking lot
2. A 200-lumen high beam (ten times the output of a standard two-D-cell flashlight) that’s great for blinding the boogeyman an intruder.

After you’re sure the enemy can no longer see, simply use the Strike Bezel to finish them off with a swift blow to the head. Don’t worry, the Mil-Spec hard-anodized aluminum body is built for face beatings.

Excellent work soldier… now run.

It’s never too early to plan for an ice age, and with Marmot’s CWM MemBrain, it’s never been easier. You may even find yourself selfishly hoping for the end of the world, just so you can brag about how cozy it is being wrapped up in this extreme sleeping bag.

The CMW MemBrain is the warmest sleeping bag that Marmot carries, and the warmest in the world for all we know. We’re talkin’ 800+ fill goose down with a shell of MemBrain waterproof, breathable fabric. Wondering how warm the warmest sleeping bag is? You’ll be able to sleep comfortably through temperatures down to -40°F. Yeah, the Alps ain’t got nothin’ on you.

And if you were expecting such a bag to require a tow truck, you’d be wrong. Weighing in at 4 lbs 8 oz, the CWM MemBrain is light as… well, a lot of feathers.