Mossberg’s Just-in-Case Package is the perfect gift idea for my eldest brother, but that bald bastard’s not getting one because it costs $360. Nevertheless, if you’ve got a survivalist hunter type in your family, he / she will love this. You get a multi-tool, a serrated knife, and a shotgun packed inside of a tube with a waterproof resealable plastic bag. That means no matter what kind of effed up situation your bald brother gets himself in to, he’ll be able to blast and hack his way out of it with this thing.

The tube itself is also waterproof, so this is great for hunting, canoeing, camping, you name it. Stuff in some REI Stormproof Matches and you’re good to go. Shotgun shells are sold separately, but at least you’ll have a bag to put them in.

Bear Grylls and Gerber (the survivalist enthusiasts, not the baby food maker) have teamed together for creation of the Ultimate Fixed Knife, which is notable for a number of features. First of all, there is an ergonomic rubber grip that will stop slipping from happening even in the most humid of environments. Secondly, there is the Bear Grylls Pocket Survival Guide. Thirdly, a diamond sharpener incorporated into the sheath, so you can keep the stainless steel blade razor sharp even on the go.

And finally, there is an emergency whistle and firestarter just in case you find yourself stranded in the middle of nowhere in one of those worst-case scenario situations.While the Ultimate Fixed Knife is not quite as slasher-movie-centric as the Crovel, it still makes a fine addition to any tool belt.

You might think that the Kammok is only for the “outdoorsman” or the “camp-a-holic”, but the Kammok team is very passionate about their product being so much more than that. The light-weight hammock is designed to sleep one person and due to its patented design, the Kammok can be strung up between any two objects that can support your body weight.

The whole thing can be stuffed into a bag about the size of “an angry blowfish” (their words, not mine) and weighs no more than a pound. They’d like to think that you could use it literally anywhere: in your cubicle at work, during a picnic in the park, at the beach in the tropics, or in your dorm room. They’re a part of the Kickstarter program that helps fledgling companies with good ideas get their start. If you’d like to support them, visit their donations page here, they even give you prizes for any donation.