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Manhands Manly Scented Soap

By Aric Mitchell on February 1, 2013

Forget about that crap the little lady makes you use – what do they call it, body wash!? Manhands Manly Scented Soap allows us to smell exactly as we are: men. Some of the different scents available include baseball glove, cash, and cedar log. A man should smell like a man, dammit, and that’s the experience the folks at Manhands Soap are selling.

No bottles or luffas will be included in the package. Only a solid block of scented testosterone. Because all any man really needs in life is a washcloth and to smell like beer. And this is one way to do it that won’t end with a DUI.

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