Let’s face it. It’s been a long time coming, but someone has finally got to admit that your goldfish has had it too damn easy for too damn long. Swimming around in his own little world of convenience like he owns the place while you make his feedings easy for him each day has got to stop. If you really want to get inside of that little pea sized brain of his and have some fun with him for the first freakin’ time in the entire time you’ve owned him, then buy him the Labyrinth Aquarium.
This specialty product from OpulentItems.com is 4.5 feet tall and 3.5 feet deep. Furthermore, it boasts a width of just over 4 feet and has plenty of places for your fishy to go–or get lost, depending on how smart he is. (We’re betting “not very.”) Regardless of what you think about fish as pets, this $6,500 monstrosity is eye candy in every sense of the word. It’s the Jaws of goldfish tanks but without the razor sharp teeth and Quinn along for the ride. A little more complex than the Aquavista Panorama Wall Aquarium (also a cool product for the fishes).
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