The Numi Super Toilet by Kohler is the most advanced toilet ever created. Its sleek, minimalist design makes it look like a toilet Steve Jobs would build, and it has features to match. This is a toilet that detects you approaching and raises the lid for you, as well as the (heated!) seat if it thinks you need it. It’s got a bidet with variable spray patterns like “pulsate”, “oscillate”, and “wave”, and a built-in air dryer. It automatically deodorizes itself with a charcoal air filter. It’ll even warm your feet. And it’s all controlled by a remote. Yes, that’s right, a remote for your toilet.
And if you tend to get bored while you’re doing your thing in there, the Numi has built-in speakers connected to an FM radio and an ipod connector for your own music. How you choose to accompany your toilet music is up to you.