Mossberg’s Just-in-Case Package is the perfect gift idea for my eldest brother, but that bald bastard’s not getting one because it costs $360. Nevertheless, if you’ve got a survivalist hunter type in your family, he / she will love this. You get a multi-tool, a serrated knife, and a shotgun packed inside of a tube with a waterproof resealable plastic bag. That means no matter what kind of effed up situation your bald brother gets himself in to, he’ll be able to blast and hack his way out of it with this thing.

The tube itself is also waterproof, so this is great for hunting, canoeing, camping, you name it. Stuff in some REI Stormproof Matches and you’re good to go. Shotgun shells are sold separately, but at least you’ll have a bag to put them in.