Just when we’re absolutely, positively sure we’ve seen it all…

The HiCan High Fidelity Canopy Bed gives you all the more reason to lay in bed all day. It’s got a built-in hi-def video projector with a retractable theatre screen, a JVC sound system, a computer, an Xbox 360, automated blinds, an adjustable mattress, and reading lights. Available in 8 different colors.

Seriously, need we say more?