It weighs only 38 pounds and it can take a drop of over 107,400 feet like a champ, according to the company website, though you probably wouldn’t want to be along for that ride. It’s the Hammacher Schlemmer Snow Cycle, and it’s pretty awesome. Comprised of twin skis and a powder-coated steel frame, this “sit-ski” has front elastomer/spring suspension for a smooth experience out on the drift.
Hammacher also boasts of excellent handling capabilities thanks to the front ski and handlebar combo that you can use to initiate turns and get to where you need to go. Just make sure it’s not off the edge of a steep cliff, people. You want to keep the seat and your colon separated at all costs.