The Fifty Shades of Bacon Cookbook from authors Ben Myhre and Jenna Johnson takes you into the naughty, passionate world of bacon recipes that are the very essence of manliness. In all seriousness, you won’t find much naughty about this tome, but you will find some excellent riffs on Man’s favorite breakfast food.

Bacon ice cream? Check. Bacon au gratin? It’s in there. Bacon alfredo? You betcha. Pretty much any meal is a better one with bacon in it, and that’s something the authors clearly understand. So equip your kitchen, coffee table, or dorm room with Fifty Shades of Bacon today, and let the weight gain begin.