Cthulhu Weenie Roaster

By Aric Mitchell on February 13, 2013

Now that we’ve made it past the Mayan Doomsday Prophecy, hideous creatures from other dimensions just aren’t quite as scary as they used to be. No matter. We can still get some use out of our apocalyptic baddies, and one of our favorites is H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu. Since bringing about the end of times and human suffering are out of the question, he’s turned to roasting weenies, and gotta say, he makes a lot more effective griller than he ever did a bad guy.

With the Cthulhu Weenie Roaster, you can safely and effectively roast more than one weenie at a time on each of the dark lord’s tentacles. While your friends may give you a hard time for being Mr. Uber-Geek, you’ll have the last laugh as each frankfurter comes out to golden brown perfection. Horrors from another dimension never tasted so good!

$35 Buy

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