Not only is the Crovel a handy little tool with a patent pending design and multiple functions beyond being JUST a crowbar and a shovel, but it will also make for the next great murder weapon whenever they finally get around to doing another Friday the 13th. (Come on, Jason, the machete is so cliche at this point.)
Packing an axe, a serrated knife, a shovel, a hammer, a crowbar, a hoe, a cleaver, a saw, a machete, a can opener, a grappling hook, a chair, and a nail remover into one 5.5 pound instrument, this is a special little unit that will only run you $85. Buying all those tools separately could run you at least $500. So we’re on board. Still not quite as handy and unobtrusive as the Spyderco Byrdrench Multitool, but that’s what happens when you pack more punch and have that really long handle. No matter. There’s room in our toolshed for both.
