Avert that embarrassment with the Code 38 Stealth Wine Knife, by far the most James Bond way to open a bottle of wine. It’s all fighter jet curves and sleek, vaporized titanium finish. You don’t know what vaporized titanium is, but say it a few times anyway whenever you pull this baby out because man, does it sound awesome.
When the time finally comes to pop the cork, it’s fitted with grooved precision spiral which, let’s face it, is going to do things a whole lot better than that bedspring you’ve been using. There simply isn’t a better looking, better handling wine bottle opener on the planet.