Who needs a kitchen when you’ve got the Blacktop 360 Party Hub Grill-Fryer? This ingenious culinary invention allows you to cook burgers, dogs, and even your french fries in one key location. Featuring a grill, skillet, warming plate, cutting board, and deep fryer, the Blacktop cooks every conceivable food in a manly man’s diet and ensures that you can eat the unhealthiest foods known to man all without burning a single calorie while preparing them. Finally!
Tune to your favorite station while whipping up some Texas Toast on the Breville Radio Toaster, and you don’t have to miss a single moment of the big game while you are prepping your party feast. The Blacktop 360 is reasonably priced at $249, and makes for a great Christmas gift for the griller in your life.