Why do kids get all the fun with drink boxes and packs like Capri-Sun? Why can’t we adults keep some of the things we held dear in childhood clear into old age? Well, now we can with a number of adult beverages now available in giant drink-packs that are perfect for work, trips to the parents, or any task that requires alcohol to help you get through the day.

A case of 10 64-ounce beer pouches will run you around $60, which is about 40 pounds of booze, which, let’s hope, will last you a while. Comes in a number of cool-sounding labels, our favorite being Boneyard Beer. Something about the ol’ skull and bones screams masculinity. No idea what it tastes like, though.