The Beardski Ski Mask takes face coverings to an all-new level. Next time you wanna hit the slopes, panhandle or rob a bank, just put one of these things on, and all the eyewitness accounts will describe a guy, “who looked like Cousin It from TV’s ‘Addams’ Family’,” as the responsible party for awesomeness. No reason to worry!
While the $30 price tag may be a little more than some of you are willing to spend to look so damn cool, it’s right in our wheelhouse. Wear this bad boy with pride, and with Moonshine Cologne, if you want to look and smell like the most badass homeless person in the city. NOTE: InStash does not endorse the robbing of banks, we’re just saying it would work.