The AK-47 Money Clip may not be something in which you see Dianne Feinstein carrying around her cash, but it’s certainly a manly and flashy way to hold the green together. The wallet replacement comes plated in 18-karat gold for a lustrous look that will steal all the attention away from the bills they’re holding together.

With any luck potential pickpockets will also take it as a warning that there could be a life-sized, loaded version waiting on them if they try to take what belongs to you. In all likelihood, however, they’ll never even notice because it’s almost too small to see.